Commission open :V
Will draw: Fandom, mild gore, furry
Won’t draw: NSFW, mecha
PM me if you have any enquiries.
Commission open :V
Will draw: Fandom, mild gore, furry
Won’t draw: NSFW, mecha
PM me if you have any enquiries.
me: i really dont get why non-floridians lose their fucking shit when they see a beach. it’s just sand and water. who gives a fuck
also me: *sees one (1) mountain* ohohohoohohohohoh holy SHIT holy fuck that’s a big fuCKING ROCK
i love this post. i have never related to anything less
me, grown up in the Cascades range: *sees open plains*
me: oohhoh no. no ba.d . where . are teh rocks. wheres the woter. oh god it’s just drit everywhere for a million miles I need TREES dammit where are my lumber guardians
Me, grew up in Nebraska, the Great Plains: *see a forest*
Me: wHy ar e there s.o man y trEes??? They all g.ott so BiG wher is th skY
Me: Grows up in Boston, mostly travels to cities and Central America: *travels to the Southwest*
Me: where is everyone? Where is everything? What great calamity flatten this world?
Me: Grows up in rural Australia, travels to Europe: Green? How so much green?? Paddocks aren’t green! Why is it full of green grass like a cartoon??
Me: Grew up in the American Midwest *arrives on the coastline of any ocean, sprinting up and down the beach very fast* SHARKS? SHARKS?SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS?
Monkey very excited about exploring new biome.
this man found a gemstone the size of a new york apartment on the side of the road and said "sorry im excited about rocks" about it
“This is the most honkin’ skookum rock” bro.
i know a lot of people won’t know who this guy is but he’s running a company that’s building electric semi trucks because tesla sucks so bad and they named it Edison Motors because they’re stealing Tesla’s idea.