Commission open :V

Will draw: Fandom, mild gore, furry

Won’t draw: NSFW, mecha

PM me if you have any enquiries.

[floridamanofficial]

me: i really dont get why non-floridians lose their fucking shit when they see a beach. it’s just sand and water. who gives a fuck

also me: *sees one (1) mountain* ohohohoohohohohoh holy SHIT holy fuck that’s a big fuCKING ROCK

[newtgeiszler]

i love this post. i have never related to anything less

[dragontatoes]

me, grown up in the Cascades range: *sees open plains*

me: oohhoh no. no ba.d . where . are teh rocks. wheres the woter. oh god it’s just drit everywhere for a million miles I need TREES dammit where are my lumber guardians

[flippityflapjack]

Me, grew up in Nebraska, the Great Plains: *see a forest*

Me: wHy ar e there s.o man y trEes??? They all g.ott so BiG wher is th skY

[zarohk]

Me: Grows up in Boston, mostly travels to cities and Central America: *travels to the Southwest*

Me: where is everyone? Where is everything? What great calamity flatten this world?

[derinthemadscientist]

Me: Grows up in rural Australia, travels to Europe: Green? How so much green?? Paddocks aren’t green! Why is it full of green grass like a cartoon??

[bunjywunjy]

Me: Grew up in the American Midwest *arrives on the coastline of any ocean, sprinting up and down the beach very fast* SHARKS? SHARKS?SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS?

[gallusrostromegalus]

Monkey very excited about exploring new biome.

[himbofisher]

[uzukurukurukuru]

Can i interest you in some 2ch ascii cats in these trying times?

[kelcipher]

[sic-semper-hominibus]

this man found a gemstone the size of a new york apartment on the side of the road and said "sorry im excited about rocks" about it

[mini-wrants]

“This is the most honkin’ skookum rock” bro.

[unfunyman]

i know a lot of people won’t know who this guy is but he’s running a company that’s building electric semi trucks because tesla sucks so bad and they named it Edison Motors because they’re stealing Tesla’s idea.

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[catchymemes]

[camilieroart]

Been a while since i did one of these hoho

[theegosystem]

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

[xxtc-96xx]

[dradelcra]

Bruh

[geoclaire]

I can’t believe I read this post with my own fucking eyes

[lurkerwithcomputer]

I love it unironically, I burst out laughing. It hits the same note as “the opposite of malice is bonfire”.